September 2009
Bones: I don't want to be a sexy scientist.
Booth: Well, that's like me saying I don't want to be a sexy FBI agent. We can't change who we are.
“Hodgins: [Angela tells them she talked to Booth’s girlfriend] She’s *spying* for...”
– Bones. (via happychap)
“For once it would be beneficial if you were the student”
– Sweets, Bones, 5x02
“With a dummies book? Is that wise?”
– Sweets, Bones, 5x02
“Pussy Galore? Thats never gonna happen.”
– Angela, Bones 5x02
Bones, The Bond in the Boot
Brennan: In 500 BC Sun Tzu devotes devotes attention to intelligence gathering and the art of war. He argues that all wars are based on deception. Logically that would mean that if we don't deceive each other then war would be unnecessary.
Booth: [sarcastically] Yeah, but not everyone is logical, now are they? I mean... frustrating, but that just how the world works...
Brennan: Not between us two...
Booth: Huh?
Brennan: Shouldn't we be honest with each other?
Booth: We're honest. Aren't you? I mean I am.
Brennan: So, you have no problem with me making SO much more money than you?
Booth: No. Well, yeah, it's---It's a little weird. I mean you're loaded. Like really loaded and you still don't even have a flat screen. It's just kinda weird to be honest. It's a little French, if you ask me.
Brennan: Don't you feel your life would be different if you were wealthy?
Booth: Sure... but, better? I mean, yeah, I wouldn't have to fly coach but what life throws us, that makes us who we are, right? I mean fighting through stuff and the good things, they're not any sweeter if you're rich. ...Parker, okay, giving me a hug because it's my weekend. And me and you when we solve a case, I mean that's not about money, right?
Brennan: No... No, it's not. [they smile warmly at each other] ...But I'll never have to fly coach.
“I’ve never seen any hard evidence that they’re in touch with any...”
– Bones, harbingers
BOOTH: Hey Bones! Whoa! Okay. Put it here. Easy.
BOOTH: Bones, I got a present for ya. Straight out of an illegal ravine on a dump in Fairfax.
BOOTH: You see, our forensic people confirmed it was human matter. So, rather than open it myself and risk being trashed by you for contaminating the evidence, I decided to bring the whole refrigerator to you.
Brennan: You got it or do you want me to explain again?
Booth: No, I got it okay. The plane goes down, Kablooey, there's an extra body on board which you really don't care about because you're more interested in these bone fragments that you found on the ground.
Booth: Hmmm. Is this all you got?
Brennan: So far, a piece of skull, a chunk of vertebrae, part of a femur.
Booth: Not much to go on.
Brennan: These fragments come from a person who was hacked.
Booth: [Wincing] Hacked to little bits.
Brennan: No, medium sized bits. I'm not sure how it turned into little bits yet.
Booth: Okay and I'm here why?
Brennan: Dismemberment, little bits, it's a murder.
Booth: Well FBI doesn't have jurisdiction at a golf course.
Brennan: Well who does?
Booth: I don't know. Try the PGA. [Smiling knowingly] Uh huh. You know you've done a couple of cases without me and you miss me.
Brennan: Zack misses you not me.
Booth: Zack and I don't even talk.
Brennan: He seems to think it's a male bonding ritual.
Booth: Maybe he's right?
Brennan: No he's not.
Booth: Could be?
Brennan: You told him that so you wouldn't have to talk to him.
Booth: Well it was nicer then shooting him.
Brennan: [Frustrated] Mmmm. Goodman has ordered me to investigate the other extra body.
Booth: Well then you better get on that. Next time you know, you miss me pick up the phone call me we'll do lunch or something.
Brennan: I do not miss you!
Booth: Yeah you miss me. C'mon.
Brennan: I do not miss you!
Booth: Say it.
Security Guard: [Interrupting] Dr. Brennan, Agent Booth, you have a visitor.
Booth: You miss me.
Brennan: [Walking away] No I don't.
Booth: You miss me. You miss me.
So, about Bones.
stopnicole:
When are Boothe and Bones going to get married and have pretty babies? IT HAS TO HAPPEN SOMETIME EVENTUALLY OR I WILL CRY.
DEAVER: I've seen you testify before, Dr. Brennan. You come off cold and aloof. I want to make sure---
BRENNAN: Cold and aloof?
DEAVER: Try not interrupting. It makes you sound arrogant. Also, don't front-load your testimony with technical crap.
BOOTH: This really is not the best approach.
BRENNAN: I'm a technical witness. I have testified in over 30 trials.
DEAVER: But most of the experts you've come up against are as dry and boring as you are. Now I don't know if you've seen their expert---
BOOTH: She's seen him, Miss Deaver.
DEAVER: Well, then you understand my concern. Professor Stires is open, charming, great-looking. Jury's gonna love him. I love him.
BRENNAN: This isn't a personality contest. It's about data that we present to the jury.
DEAVER: You're kidding, right?
BRENNAN: No.
DEAVER: The women on the jury aren't going to be listening to a work that comes out of his mouth. They're going to be undressing him. I don't want the men on the jury to be putting more clothes on you. Wear something blue. It suggests truth. Make eye contact with the jury and lose the clunky necklace.
BRENNAN: Mary and Scott Costello murdered Maggie Schilling. The forensics data I've compiled proves that. That should be enough.
DEAVER: But it isn't enough.
BOOTH: Okay, that's--- that's great. We'll, uh, take that under consideration. Thanks.
BRENNAN: Why didn't she say anything about you? You can be very irritating sometimes.
BOOTH: Bones, she's an expert, just like you. She has an obvious personality disorder, but she wants to help. Just try?
BRENNAN: Okay, sure.
BOOTH: Good.
BRENNAN: I can do it.
“He knows the truth of you, and he is dazzled by that truth.”
– Avalon, Bones The Harbinger in the Fountain (via faithtrustpixiedust7)
Brennan: I'm afraid Angela might quit.
Booth: I'm amazed she stuck it out this long.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: Well, because she's human. I'm sorry, Bones, it's just that, you know, Angela didn't get the same training the rest of you got on Planet Vulcan.
“I can tell you in general she’s going to cope the way she copes with...”
– Hart Hanson
Bones: The Aftermath of the L Word
“Booth: Parker had a nightmare.
Brennan: About severed fingers?
Booth: No, it...”
– Bones, episode 404: The Finger in the Nest (via bohemea) (via suicideblonde) (via billyjo)
“Stephen Nathan: Booth in a tux and Brennan dressed to the ‘nines!’...”
– Bones Spoilers Blog: SN TWitter 63: Booth and Brennan All Dressed Up
