July 2009
“Sullivan: You got admit it was good! So what do you and Booth usually do now? Is...”
– - Bones 2x13, The Girl in the Gator
SHAME BRENNAN. YOU DON’T LIKE YOUR FRUIT BAKED.
(via torigates)
“Why? I’ll tell you why. Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate...”
– Special Agent Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones (via frazzle)
"...I accept your logic."
Sweets: Dr. Brennan everyone you work with, including your therapist-
Booth: Former therapist.
Sweets: *looks at Booth* ...is endeavoring to imprison your father. That's wicked stressful.
Bones: Booth is right, it doesn't bother me.
Sweets: No, Booth is wrong, yes it does. May I suggest that this is a golden opportunity for you to feel a situation, rather than simply rationalize it?
Bones: I'm fine.
Sweets: If you were fine, you'd be balled up in the corner weeping...or semi-catatonic.
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Angela: I hate this. I hate it.
Cam: What strangers on our forensic platform?
Hodgins: Ange doesn't like that we're on different sides.
Angela: All of us together and Brennan alone.
Zack: Not alone, she's with those African-American people.
*Angela, Cam, and Hodgins all look at Zack*
lmao, I love blissfully ignorant people.
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Caroline: Here's what's not different: *to Booth* Lose the "Cocky" belt buckle. *to Hodgins* No badge is saying resist authority or the truth is out there. *to Zack* Do not cut your own hair the day before a trial. *to Angela* Ugly up a little. The plain women on the jury hate you. *to Sweets* Use your fully, grown-up words. *to Cam* Eat. Last time, your stomach was growlin' louder than your testimony.
Cam: Then, don't put me on first thing in the morning.
Sweets: I assure you I will be totally, awesomely mature on the stand.
Awesome.
“CAROLINE: Listen up you people. The verdict is gonna come down any minute. Maybe...”
– Bones 2x14, The Man in the Mansion (via torigates)
CAROLIIIIIIIINE. <3
(via squeegybeckinheim)
BRENNAN: It's him, but here's the kickster.
BOOTH: Kicker, Bones, here's the kicker.
“It’s amazing that all of our hopes and desires and fantasies, pain and pleasure...”
– Dr. Lance Sweets (John Francis Daley), Bones (via frazzle)
10 Commandments, Sucka
Booth: Yeah, well, when you cheat on your spouse, you get what's coming to you.
Bones: Anthropologically, 83% of societies are...polygamist.
Booth: Now you sound French. Kay look, being faithful is what separates us, y'know, from the chimps.
Bones: No, acutally, it's a gene called HAR1F.
Booth: We're talking about the Ten Commandments here, Bones. Thou shalt not commit adultery. One down from your personal favorite: Thou shalt not kill.
Bones: Oh, so you also believe that Moses wandered the desert for 40 days, climbed Mount Sinai, at which point a supernatural force carved a convinient list of behavioral guidelines on two pieces of rock?
Booth: Yeah, that's why it's on the Supreme Court.
Bones: Fascinating.
Sexy
Bones: But I don't want to be a writer anymore.
Booth: Why, because of what that publisher said? He was an idiot; did you see his glasses?
Bones: I don't want to be a sexy scientist.
Booth: Well that's like me saying I don't want to be a sexy FBI agent. We can't change who we are.
“This is a sad day, for all of us, but I think it’s important that we remember...”
– Dr. Jack Hodgins (T.J. Thyne), Bones. Best eulogy ever. This copied-down version does no good. Watch the episode, Double Death of the Dearly Departed. King of the Funeral! (via frazzle)
“People say you only live once. But people are as wrong about that as they are...”
– Hodgins/Brennan 4x26, Bones (via omfgbones) (via frazzle)
“Anthropology teaches us that the alpha male is the man wearing the crown,...”
– Dra. Brennan - Bones 4x09 (via b42)
I'm a looser I know, but he's so hot...
Booth : I lost my appetite because you made me think about all those people, parading around pretending to be something they aren’t, just so they can have crappy sex .
Boones: How do you know it's crappy?
Booth: Gotta be Bones come on. Come on it’s gotta be.
Bones: Why?
Booth: Why? I’ll tell you why. Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures just circling each other. All searching for the slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places. Some they just give up hope b/c, in their mind they’re thinking “oh there’s no body out there for me” but all of us we keep trying, over and over again. Why? Because every once in a while, every once in a while. Two people meet, and there’s that spark. And yes Bones, he’s handsome, and she’s beautiful and maybe that’s all they see at first. But making love, making love. That’s when two people become one.
Bones: It is, scientifically impossible for two objects to occupy the same space
Booth: Yeah but what’s important is we try. And when we do it right, we get close.
Bones: To what? Breaking the laws of Physics?
Booth: Yeah bones. A miracle. Those people, role playing, fetishes and their little sex games, its crappy sex. Well…at least compared to the real thing.
From the TV show Bones: convo between Bones and Booth (aka David Boreanaz). I post this b/c David Boeanaz and I have had a long standing love affair (albeit one sided on my part) ever since his days on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's just so damn hot, and watching this clip made me contemplate the real thing with him...mmm...mmmm
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Booth: You know the guy who owns this place has a monkey
Bones: Does he think that the monkey will get me to buy a car?
“That’s not true, Bones. You’re wrong, kay. There is someone for everyone,...”
– Special Agent Seeley Booth (David Boreanaz), Bones (via frazzle)
“I believe in always swimming with a buddy.”
– Dr. Temperence Brennan, Bones, S04E06 (via roguielovesgambit)
Bones: If they want a healthy monogamous relationship they should be forthright and honest.
Booth: Yeah, well, that's not the way a relationship's supposed to be.
Whatchamacallit.
Cam: So what? You got a part of the groom instead of the bride?
Booth: Bones stole it!
Brennan: Uh, not stole — swapped.
Booth: From an old Chinese lady's mantle.
Brennan: I brought a bunch of chimpanzee bones and pulled the old ah, switchamacallit.
Booth: Switcheroo.
Cam: Whatchamacallit.
Booth: Two different things.
I love watching Bones.
Booth: Driving a machine like this is like making love, you have to go gently.
Brennan: I go more for passionate and uninhibited rather than gentle.
(Later) Booth: Gently Bones, gently!"
“Why are you here at the bank, Booth? You’ve got a hot doctor friend go to her...”
– Stewie to Booth, Bones, S04E25 (via roguielovesgambit)
She has a point
Booth: God does not make mistakes.
Angela: I don't know - putting testicles on the outside doesn't seem like such a good idea.
“You see two people and you think they belong together, but nothing happens. The...”
– Bones (via fuckmyfacefuckmyname)
“BOOTH: Why? I’ll tell you why. Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate...”
– Bones (via fuckmyfacefuckmyname)
Creepy serial killer hands
Booth: ...the last time Bones saw Epps, it got violent.
Saroyan: You'll be there to protect her.
Booth: She's not the one who needs protecting. Bones broke his wrist.
Bones: He touched me with his creepy serial killer hands.
Saroyan: Better not take Dr. Brennan.
Bones: If they want a healthy monogamous relationship they should be forthright and honest.
Booth: Yeah, well, that's not the way a relationship's supposed to be.
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