Brennan: I need a gun.
Booth: No, you don't. Ya got me, I'm your gun.
Bones: Booth you're sitting on my clothes.
Booth: I'm sorry but it's kinda tight in here.
Bones: Which is why you shouldn't throw your underwear on the floor.
Booth: They fell.
Bones: N- Don't blame gravity for lack of tidiness.
Cam: (from the webcam) Is there only one bed there?
Booth: (picks up a flyer) Boris and Natasha, and their Russian knives of death. Guess we all got it in us, huh? The desire to run off and join the circus.
Brennan: We did it.
Booth: Buck and Wanda were damn good.
Brennan: Buck was more dashing than you. I mean Buck, drove a motorcycle.
Booth: Well Wanda was funner than you.
Booth: Well she let me knock off a rubber nose from her face with a knife. You would never let me do that, you are way to rational. (they laugh)
faithtrustpixiedust7: Booth; I thanked Him for saving all of us. It was all of us, every single one. You take one of us away and you and Hodgins are in that hole forever. And I’m thankful for that.
And uh, you know, she uh, my son Jaden who’s five, says Emily’s (Deschanel) his...– David Boreanaz (via russianprostitute) (via faithtrustpixiedust7)
[on almost turning down the part of Seely in “Bones” (2005)] I had a difficult...– David Boreanaz (via faithtrustpixiedust7)
We both tend not to pay much attention to what’s socially acceptable, and we...– Emily Deschanel (via faithtrustpixiedust7)
faithtrustpixiedust7: (via http://seeaseye.livejournal.com/)
Booth: Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures just circling each other, all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places. Some, they just give up hope because in their mind, they're thinking "Oh, there's nobody out there for me." But all of us, we keep trying, over and over again. Why? Because, every once in a while... every once in a while, two people meet, and there's that spark. And yes, Bones, he's handsome, and she's beautiful, and maybe that's all they see at first. But making love... making love... that's when two people become one.
Brennan: It is scientifically impossible for two objects to occupy the same space.
Booth: Yeah, but what's important is we try. And when we do it right, we get close.
Brennan: To what? Breaking the laws of physics?
Booth: Yeah, Bones. A miracle... Those people — role-playing, and their fetishes, and their little sex games. It's crappy sex, at least compared to the real thing.
Brennan: You're right
Booth: Yeah, but I ...[laughing] Oh, wait a second. I just won that argument?
Hodgins: Hello my exotic princess!
Cam: What a charmingly inappropriate greeting Dr. Hodgins.
Zack: I think he was talking to the bug.
Cam: Well now I feel a bit...rejected.
Hodgins: Woah, wait a minute.
Cam: What is it?
Hodgins: A-ha, unidentified particulates. The two sweetest words I know.
Cam: I don't even want to think of your pillow talk with Angela.
faithtrustpixiedust7: Booth: [drunk] God, you know, I love this place. I love it. I love this country. You know, I tell ya something. If I was working law enforcement back in the day when they threw all that tea, all right, in the harbor – I’m good, all right, I’m – I’m good. I would have rounded everybody up and we’d still be English. Brennan: You think? Booth: Yup. Yup. Definitely.
faithtrustpixiedust7: Booth: Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures just circling each other, all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places. Some, they just give up hope because in their mind, they’re thinking “Oh, there’s nobody out there for me.” But all of us, we keep trying, over and over again. Why? Because, every once in a...
BRENNAN: How far are you from Dulles? BOOTH: As far as your office is from...– Bones, 1.17 ‘The Skull in the Desert’. (via saneasalice) (via faithtrustpixiedust7)
Bones rewatch starts in 5, 4, 3...
Brennan: I'm going home.
Booth: Great...could we, [follows her] look, could we just skip this part?
Brennan: I find you very condescending
Booth: Me? I'm condescending? I'm not the one who's gotta mention that she's got a doctorate every five minutes-
Brennan: I am the one with the doctorate.
Booth: Yeah, well, you know what? I'm the one with the badge and the gun, huh.
There are few things in life I enjoy more than David Boreanaz’s big hand on...– bohemea (via growingupslowly)
Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we...– Dana Scully- X-Files (via cerpintaxt) (via littleredhead)
You’re my one in five billion, Scully.– Mulder, Folie à Deux [5x19]. Thanks to Alex for reminding me of this gem of an episode (actually, the episode is pretty whatever, but the fuzzy above is wonderful). Except, now it’s six billion, Mulder. (via wordplay) (via littleredhead)
MULDER: Huh … it sounds to me like that's witchcraft or maybe some sorcery that you're looking for there.
SCULLY: No, I don't think it's witchcraft, Mulder, or sorcery. I've had a look around and I don't see any evidence that warrants that kind of suspicion.
MULDER: Maybe you don't know what you're looking for.
SCULLY: Like evidence of conjury or the black arts or shamanism, divination, Wicca or any kind of pagan or neo-Pagan practice. Charms, cards… familiars, bloodstones, or hex signs or any of the ritual tableaux associated with the occult, Santeria, Voudoun, Macumba, or any high or low magic?
MULDER: Marry me.
...and i'm not wearing any pants right now
MULDER: Have a seat, Scully. Check this out. Is that beautiful or what?
SCULLY: Crop circles, Mulder?
MULDER: Computer-generated crop circles. It's a fractal image predicted by a computer program and using data of every known occurrence of the phenomena over the past 40 years. What most people don't realize is that, since 1991, there's been a dramatic increase in size and complexity of circle design. That's when the Mandelbrot Set appeared in England. A series of geometrically perfect rings appearing almost impossibly overnight in a field near Cambridge. But that was merely prelude of what was to come. Three years later, in 1994 even more complex formations occurred simultaneously on opposite ends of the English countryside with the Mandelbrot Set, were it still there, at its center. Then, in 1997, even more complex formations occurred... and I'm not wearing any pants right now.
Mulder: Modell psyched the guy out. He put the whammy on him!
Scully: Please explain to me the scientific nature of "the whammy."
Pusher, Season 3
if it starts raining sleeping bags, you might get lucky.– Scully to Mulder (via fuckyeahxfiles) (via littleredhead)
Mulder: “I love you” Scully: “Oh Brother